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Raise your anchor! Witness an elaborately hand-drawn, action-packed epic inspired by the FPS greats! Make use of the many devastating weapons in Wayne’s arsenal and achieve maximum destruction! Explore dangerous locales through 8 humongous areas all across Orca Isle! HALF GAME, HALF CARTOON! Delight in the Captain’s depth-defying tale in CAMPAIGN MODE as you view tons of animated cutscenes exploring his adventure. Experience a high-octane soundtrack that emphasizes AGGRESSION and CHAOS! Go for the gold in our ENDLESS MODE–how long can you survive the onslaught? Embody the capitan! The hot pink-wearing, fish-chomping, cigar-huffing Captain Wayne refuses to let anything stand between him and his gory conquest to rob and humiliate every rich asshole around the globe. After losing his arm in a terrible encounter with the legendary Vampire Whale, Wayne replaced it with his trusty shotgun, The Captain's Ol' Reliable, and sailed with it across the seven-and-a-half seas in his vessel, the S.S. Salty. When an unexpected run-in with a group of evil mercenaries leaves him marooned on Orca Isle with his ship stolen, Wayne starts doing what he does best: annihilating everyone responsible.Equipped with a double barreled shotgun for an arm, countless explosives, and a bad attitude, you’ll have to go toe-to-toe with The Killer Whales, the most ruthless mercenaries in all the seven-and-a-half seas. DO YOU HAVE WHAT IT TAKES TO EMBODY THE CAPTAIN? Let’s find out. Unleash Wayne's Wrath! Mow down enemies with your double-barreled arm, rip enemies apart with devious chain-gun fingers, toss a bottle of the explosive Boom Brew, unleash the force of thunder from your palms, or PUNCH THEM ‘TIL THEY’RE PASTE! What are you waiting for!! Those Killer Whales bastards aren’t gonna slaughter themselves! It’s time to rob the rich to feed the badass.