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Stone Simulator Just Be a Rock

Steam · PC
Stone Simulator Just Be a Rock

Be a stone / rock / boulder. Do nothing. Just exist. Relax, meditate, and watch the seasons change in the most peaceful simulator ever. Ever wondered what it’s like to be a rock? Become an unflinching stone in a serene, ever-changing world. Survive centuries of seasons, weather, and absurdly mundane adventures. Grow moss, collect bird poop, and question your existence—Stone Simulator is the Zen meditation you never knew you needed… or the most boring game ever. You decide! Stone Simulator is a whimsical, meditative experience where you embrace the thrilling life of a literal rock. Observe the world passively as decades fly by, seasons shift, and nature (or chaos) unfolds around you. Gameplay Highlights: Seasons & Weather: Survive blizzards, summer heatwaves, autumn and spring rains. Time Flies: Watch days, years, and centuries pass Absurd Achievements: Unlock meme-worthy trophies like "Existential Crisis" (do nothing for 3 years) and many other. Why Be a Rock? Zen Mode: Chill with calming ambient sounds and minimalist visuals. Meme Fuel: Perfect for streamers craving irony or players who enjoy "so bad it’s good" humor. Zero Skill Required: Your only job? Exist. (Seriously, you can’t even move.)

Game details

Developer
STFGames
Publisher
STFGames
Release date
02 Mar 2025
Platform / DRM
Steam
Key type
game
Age rating
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