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Includes 3 items: Goat Simulator, Goat Simulator: GoatZ and Goat Simulator: PAYDAY DLC. Goat Simulator is the latest in goat simulation technology, bringing next-gen goat simulation to YOU. You no longer have to fantasize about being a goat, your dreams have finally come true! WASD to write history. Gameplay-wise, Goat Simulator is all about causing as much destruction as you possibly can as a goat. It has been compared to an old-school skating game, except instead of being a skater, you're a goat, and instead of doing tricks, you wreck stuff. Destroy things with style, such as doing a backflip while headbutting a bucket through a window, and you'll earn even more points! Or you could just give Steam Workshop a spin and create your own goats, levels, missions, and more! When it comes to goats, not even the sky is the limit, as you can probably just bug through it and crash the game. Disclaimer: Goat Simulator is a completely stupid game and, to be honest, you should probably spend your money on something else, such as a hula hoop, a pile of bricks, or maybe pool your money together with your friends and buy a real goat. Goat Simulator: Goatz DLC You no longer have to fantasize about being a zombie goat in the middle of a zombie apocalypse, your dreams have finally come true! Goat Simulator: PAYDAY DLCYou've crashed into people's windows with a jetpack, you've hit level 101 in the Goat MMO Simulator, you've survived the zombie apocalypse. How do you even top that? Introducing Goat Simulator: PAYDAY, the latest in goat simulation technology. Being a goat has never been this realistic. Features You can be a goat Get points for wrecking stuff - brag to your friends that you're the alpha goat Steam Workshop support - make your own goats, levels, missions, game modes, and more! MILLIONS OF BUGS! We're only eliminating the crash-bugs, everything else is hilarious and we're keeping it In-game physics that spazz out all the time Seriously look at that goat's neck You can be a goat Beat people up and take their money - use your goat crew to smash & grab, then blast away all your money at Mahatma Gambling, the Indian casino - just like in that Al Cappuccino movie PRANKNET - The static contract database lets goats pick and choose from available jobs by connecting with local contacts such as Vlad the Crimean, and you get to run his errands Buy things - use your easy-earned cash to buy different things. Mostly masks. Okay only masks. More masks - because obviously we haven’t been clear enough. You can even wear that mask with the American flag on it, whatever that character is called i don’t know, i just write the damn text FOUR AWESOME GOATS, seriously these guys are like they’re from an Al Pancake movie Be a camel, or even a dolphin in a wheelchair, there are no limits here (except the 4 playable goats) Unlock new, even dumber stuff. Because this is friggin’ Goat Simulator.